Juno

So I went to an audition yesterday. Here's the breakdown:

JUNO STORY - MALE / Non-Union / "MTV music video" / Lead / Male / Caucasian / 21-27
Younger, cool looking male, 21-27, who realizes that his girlfriend is about to have their baby IN PUBLIC on the corner of a street. Must be able to give a range of emotions. Action is in your facial expressions
Wardrobe: Cool, casual, maybe a hoody. If cast, shall bring some wardrobe changes.
Rate: $250/ 8 hours

I decided to play up the Juno-ness of the breakdown. So I wore a red t-shirt (which looked almost exactly like the one in the movie), a hoody, and a yellow sweatband. I thought it would be great.

I got there, and the director said,
"All right great. So now, you're no longer going to be returning the purse, you're the one who steals it, has a change of heart, and then brings it back."
Yes, it has nothing to do with Juno. Or the breakdown. I was part of a gang of guys who steal a purse. I was the one with the conscience. So I stole a purse, knocked a girl down, and brought the purse back. All with a yellow headband on.

I hope the band has a really good time with the audition of the guy who has on a sweatband for no reason whatsoever.